New Blog Feature - Fortune Cookie Friday

We eat a lot of Chinese food. Some of it good, some of it so-so, but always, there's a fortune cookie. And after the last 50 or so cookies turned out to be very insightful, I thought I'd incorporate them into my blog. And so, Fortune Cookie Friday was born. I've been rather neglectful since I was looking for an awesomely awesome way of showcasing them, so here it goes. This was tonight's fortune and we can pretend it was from Friday.

Gee. How ~did~ that fortune cookie know I was headed out of the country?